project milf

The nutrition and fitness plan or program of a woman desiring to maintain milf status.

HMW: Did you see that skanky ho in her husband's sweats and greasy ponytail?

LM: ZOMG!! I don't evar wanna be that. I am so back on the project milf wagon.

WtELF

What the ever loving fuck?

Commonly written as 'WTELF/wtelf'.
There is no storage in my 2300 square foot house. WTELF??

Correct verbal usage: 'What the elf?'
M: So the asshat didn't get the kids thermals before he took them skiing.

LM: What the elf? Are you kidding me??

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birthanukkah

When one's birthday is celebrated for eight days. This usually occurs because your parents are too broke to buy you a present on your actual birthday, and payday occurs later in the week.

Kid: How come I am only getting my cake today?

Mom: Baby, it's your birthanukkah! We will have cake today, there will be presents on Tuesday, and we can go out to eat and go bowling on Thursday!

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