cheater-tarian

Some one who considers themselves vegetarian, even though they eat milk, eggs and seafood.

That lady's not a real vegetarian, she eats eggs, milk and seafood—she's a cheater-tarian

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sleep-tation

falling asleep before a youtube meditation, and then performing said meditation in ones sleep.

I was watching youtube—a meditation channel, and then I fell asleep—right before a manifestation meditation, and it worked—sleep-tation!

poot

A high pitched fart, that sounds like a misplayed trumpet note.

Did you just poot? Or maybe you forgot to tell me that you've started learning the trumpet?