URP

Undateable in the regular population. Someone who, for various reasons including brutal ugliness, complete lack of social wherewithal, or genitals shaped like a Pokemon character, would find it near impossible to date anyone other than another URP.

Jim: Hey man, how did your blind date go?

Roger: It was terrible. She looked like she got hit by an aircraft carrier, and all she could talk about was her twenty pet cats.

Jim: Wow. Sounds like a total URP.

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