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One who is very stupid - a fuckwit.
Dunce originates from when children who refused to learn or just bloody stupid and sent to the corner and wore a giant cone with a red D for dunce on it.
Timmy you fucking dunce to the corner!
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1.Food consisting of minced meat and various vegetables in a pastry wrap. Originated from Cornwall England, UK but imitated in numourous other places now. Good to eat as a snack or as part of a easy meal. Originally it was created by wifes of coal miners of Cornwall, it had all the essential food stuffs needed for a miner. It was cooked slowly overnight in the oven for it to taken into the mines next morning.
2.A person who is fat. Used as a insult.
1.mmmm Lazyboy loves the cornish pastys, ready to eat all day every day!
2.Oi oi look at the fat pasty!
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Coming up short on what task you do.
Man this co-worker of mine was limp-dicking-it today.
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The number for the emergency services i.e the police, A&E, fire service.
Often pranked from public telephones by children and adults alike for a quick laugh at someone elses expence.
Also often used for the wrong reasons like 999 was dialed because someones curry was too hot.
-Hey Bill whats the number for 999?!?
-I don't know Bob what is the number for 999?!?
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British term.
Term to call someone who obviously wanks a lot and therefore neglecting his work, school work, girlfriend, life etc
-"Hey that Edwin kid got held back a year because he fucked up his exams"
-"What a wank-a-lot!"
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Usually refers to Stella Artois which is a reasonably strong lager or any other strong lager or cider for the "wife" to drink and get drunk quite easy, so the man can have his way...
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