powderkeg

this situation is not stable, shit is about to hit the fan.

john: "i just stuffed a stick of dynamite down my pants. watch me breath fire!" *takes a swig of butanol and holds up a lighter*
ben: "this is a powderkeg, im getting the hell out of here."

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birthday licks

to deliver punches to someone on their birthday, often in the amount of the age they are turning, plus one (for good luck).

Man, shaun is a punk. i went over to his math class to give him his birthday licks and he had fucking skipped school out of straight fear!

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