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When you get fucked raw so long and good your legs wont work when you stand up to leave.
Beth: "I cant feel my legs, what did you do to me?"
Tony: "Just a good ol' Pattymelt special!"
When they're looking good, but it's all see no touch...
Went to the Arrowhead and saw the sexiest large breasted bitch bending over the pool table... when I went to talk to "them", she tittynoped me
The process of finding the best lighting used to make a sex video on a cellphone.
My boyfriend and I made an amazing sex video last night, but later when we watched it, we realized everything was black. Guess we had the wrong nude lighting.
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The unforeseen laziness that takes over after losing a game of billiards followed by eating 1 too many 7-11 cheeseburgers. Usually accompanied by large amounts of adult beverages, and in certain cases, a game of boggle.
Mateo: "Wow Liz, he really looks slothensteined right now, can he make it home?"
Damon: "Im ok, might just take me a little bit to get there..."
The exact moment when you realize that teaching angles in billiards to your opponent has left you with all of your balls still left on the table as they are shooting for the eight. You are proud yet feel like you're about to be fucked. .
Mike: "So should I go for the 5 ball in the side? Or take the 7 up the rail?"
Liz: "I'd pocket the side first and come back for the 7 to leave you clean with the 8"
Christina: "Liz, you are about to get noicely-fucked!"
*Mike makes both shots*
Liz: "Been fucked worse on this table..."