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When you are having sex with an asian female, preferably during the early morning hours of spring or summer while the windows are open for fresh air (approximately 4-7 am), and she orgasms so loud that your roommates, parents, or neighbors wake up from the moan just as a rooster wakes up people from their cock-a-doodle-do.
Asian female: (with accent) Oh fuck! keep going i'm about to!
Neighbor next door: Hey! keep it down! I've had enough of your chinese rooster every day at 6:13 am!
The point of time where you feel like correcting people grammar just to make yourself look smart.
Person 1: Your being annoying.
Person 2: It's actually you're.
Person 1: Thanks for the grammar flash, asshole.
The point in time where you had just attended a concert and as soon as you get home you play all their music over and over again.
Person 1: Wow I love Taylor Swift! im going to go home and sit in my room for the rest of the night listening to her!
Person 2: It wasn't even that good. I don't want to hear about your post concert schedule.
Person 1: Go listen to your favorite band Maroon 5, faggot.
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