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DWPR

Driving While Puerto Rican:
1) In FL (Tampa, St Pete, Miami, Datona, etc), cops may harass you as if you are DWB.
2) If you are bi-racial (black and white) and people often think you are Puerto Rican, you can be harassed the same as Puerto Ricans. This can be called DWPR although it is really DWB. However, you won't nearly be harassed as much if you DWPR (as biracial) as opposed to DWB.

person 1: I just got pulled over again and I didn't do anything.
person 2: It's cuz you were DWPR.
person 1: haha, no. I'm not even Puerto Rican
person 2: Well, you look it.

by ldmtwo October 28, 2011


peel the onion

1: To "work" slowly at getting to something.
2: When dating: talk, get to know each other, and THEN have sex.

Antonym: stab it with a paring knife

Father-son talk: Hun, "Peel the onion" before you try to have sex with her. Dating isn't like a fruit that you can stab with a paring knife. It's more like an onion.

by ldmtwo November 25, 2013

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deadly smile

1: A smile so ravishing, glamorous, or beautiful, it could kill you.

2: Smiling so hard that it hurts.
3: Smiling so hard that you feel you are going to die. Ex: Doing a portrait photo shoot that lasts an hour.
4: A sinister smile that is full of evil. ex: The Joker played by Jack Nicholson as well as in the Shining.

5: A smile that is lifeless and lacks happiness despite being a smile.

"Jack Nicholson gave a deadly smile in The Shining."
"My girlfriend gave the most deadly smile when I showed up with flowers and she was wearing that sexy black dress. My heart just stopped as I gazed at her beauty."
"At the end of that 2 hour photo shoot, we had the most deadly smile ever (because it was killing us or because it no longer looked real)."

by ldmtwo September 30, 2013


deadly laughter

1: Laughing so hard, it could kill you.

2: Laughing so hard that it hurts.
3: Laughing so hard that you feel you are going to die, can't breath, etc. Ex: Hearing the best joke ever.

4: A sinister laugh that is full of evil. ex: A cackling witch
5: Laughter that is lifeless and does not sound happy.

"The witch gave the deadliest laughter when she cackled."
"Never tell a zombie a joke, it will give the most deadly laughter you have ever heard."
"After telling the joke, the room was full of deadly laughter."
"That emo stoner girl has the most deadly laughter when she hears a joke. It freaks me out."
"I nearly died from laughter when I heard the punch line."

by ldmtwo September 30, 2013