WRUBAD

Why aRe yoU Being A Douche

Marrisa was sitting at the bar and a bunch of Douche bag guys kept coming up to her being all douchey. She asked them " WRUBAD?" (they think it's a compliment because they are douchey and think she is asking why they are so BAD)

old brooklyn lantern

Performing a sexual act with a Mag Lite Normal in the Anus, sometimes in the vagina. The light side should be on the outside so the light can be flashed around the room.

Jermahl: hey Ryan it is dark in here, have you seen my maglite?
Ryan: hold on let me pull my pants down and I will break out with the "Old Brooklyn Lantern"