Sickening birder

A male that takes down women for fun, who's way with the opposite sex is unrivalled by his peers.

Did you hear Jarv shagged 4 women last week. He's a sickening birder.

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worldie

A world class thing or person.

That girl's a worldie! (means she is hot)
This brew is a worldie (a top class cup of tea, worthy of a king)

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bask in soil

To cease living.

I have a pond, it had toads, but the cat's made them bask in soil.

I just want to bask in soil.
Bask in soil, its your turn to make the brews.

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Barcroft

A slightly psychotic woman who particularly dislikes ginners. Can be shortened to "Barbs"

sarah: " i focking hate dave, he's such a ginner."
Tom: "Quit being a barcroft"

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Give death

To write-off a woman's vagina through excessively forceful intercourse. Must require hospital admission to accurately be described as having been 'given death'.

I'm going to give death to me woman when she's back.

Craig, "Did you hear the walls shaking last night when Rowland was shagging Penny. Fuck me he gave her death!"

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Coffee brew

A brew, but it's coffee not tea.

I'll have a coffee brew please.