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A fate worse than death that both Google, youtube and many other sites have suffered.
Selling out to AD's, sponsors and copyright companies all for the sake of money slowly killing the internet.
Google (1998) No AD's, sponsored virus links safe and fast browsing.
Google (2010)
Billions of AD's, slow and ugly.
Same with youtube.
Sold out!
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A store whore is Someone who spends hours in stores practically torturing themselves staring at things they will never be Able to buy because they are so expensive!
Ray spent 3 hours in an apple retail store staring at a 20# Imac...
"What a store whore"
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a website where people post either Similar Or Smartarse Comments on Words (usually made up) And they get Featured.
Then it gets sent to the editors and if it is paying out something they like they do not let you publish it...
...The urban dictionary is awesome though!
If this gets word of the day i will jump off a cliff (maybe)
The Urban Dictionary FTW!!!
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An anomynous chat service, sort of like an improved version of chatroulette where you can select either webcam or text chat. This website is a great boredom killer but most of the stuff people say is either Asl (Age, sex, location) or male/female.
You: Hello!
Stranger: asl
You: not telling
PEDOPHILE HAS DISCONNECTED
You: Hello
Stranger: M/F?
You: Male
YOUR PARTNER HAS DISCONNECTED.
That's Omegle for you.
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A woman who hangs around the street corners in GTA 3 dressed in skanky clothes designed to be beaten with baseball bats and have her wallet stolen.
Hey dude! yesterday i was playing GTA and hired a prostitute...
Really? What did you do? *wink*
I beat her to death with a baseball bat.
...
What?
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The Biggest Douchefag's on earth!
They just hate OS X and they never give a reason why they hate them... They just do!
Fact: Hitler hated macs.
Mac Lover: Hey dude, I'm have finally saved up 1 Billion Dollars... I'm gonna go buy an Imac!
mac Hater: Don't do that
Mac Lover: Why not?
Mac Hater: Because macs suck
Mac Lover: Macs rule!
mac Hater: No! They suck!
Mac Lover" why?
Mac hater: look i don't have time for this!
Mac Lover: Bullshit! That's what all mac haters say!
Mac Hater: Okay i will give you a reason!
Mac Lover: finally!
Mac hater: You cannot play games on a mac
Mac Lover: There are actually games for macintosh And... Who needs Games when you have porn and torrents?!
Mac Hater: You get viruses doing those
Mac Lover: Not on a mac!
Mac Hater: screw Off!
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A shortened term for "I love you" used on IM programs such as MSN, Skype, aim and facebook for people too lazy to say I love you.
In english when people say ily they mean "My friends dared me to ask you out but i'll make out with you and dump you after 2 days not considering your feelings.
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