Typical italian expression used for introducing yourself happily to other people. Works especially good on priests or very religious people.
Priest: Ciao! (Hello!)
You: Dio maialozzo sburato!
Priest: VIENI SUBITO A CONFESSARTI BRUTTO PEZZO DI ME- (What a wonderful day! It would be awsome to chat a little with you, while drinking a nice cup of tea!)
An italian term commonly used as a greeting. It work especially well with priests and other very religious people.
Priest: Ciao! (Hello)
You: Dio maialozzo sburato!
Priest: VIENI SUBITO A CONFESSARTI BRUTTA TESTA DI CAZZO (What a wonderful day, isn't it? Perfect to have a little chat with a cup of tea. Want to come?)