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leader of the ussr after lenins death. communist true commie. kinda like Jeremy Corbyn but bigger balls and not gay
best man ever
A = im finna shoot u in the name of the ussr
B = LONG LIVE JOESPH STALIN
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Exhausted from the act of doing something nobody cares about
bryn = why did you turn our car into a battle bus
Zach = idk man but I feel so lugged rn
a onomatopoeia used to when somebody reacts to recreational racism or an offensive joke. Very useful to use when caught bumming your neighbours dog
A = I don't make jokes about 911 because all my jokes about it just seem to crash and burn
B = aye aye aye
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THE PERFECT GIRL - doesn't actually exist and varies from person to person
bryn = bro I think its her
Zach = that shit gay dawg
Semen or cum, can also be used as a verb (I am nutting) NOTE not to be mistaken as food even though both taste great
A = hey bro whats that yoghurt
B = ITS MY NUT
A = protein filled me likey
A girl of such innocent she doesn't know more than any sex positions, frigid and does not send thotty photos on snapchat. they will usually behave like this due to lack of cleavage. NOTE some of them do masterbate and are friendly and neive which can mistakenly be perceived as kindess
bryn = woah bro shes so pretty but I bet she is a pure one
Zach= yep its cuz she got small tiddies and is nice
A girl that you absolutely detest with more passion than a passionfruit, but still she is a thicc one. Whenever you are horny your hormones will force you to chat to her until you get them sweet photos. NOTE a quafflebitch doesn't have to have a pretty face just a thicc one and usually is quite slutty and flirty
A = hey u speaking to elena again just to get nudes even though she has no personality but big tiddies
B = YER SHE IS SUCH A QUAFFLEBITCH