Gib

A bawbling domesticat'd carniv'rous mammal with soft fur, a sh'rt snout, and retractable claws. T is widely hath kept as a pet 'r f'r catching mice, and many breeds has't been did develop.

Patroclus “ aha I chuckle f'r this comical depiction of a gib with prepost'rous phrases writ on the brow and foot of its depiction!”
Mine own self: “nay thee blinking idiot, yond is no more brain than stone.”

Brain myself

To “brain myself” means to “kill myself”. Typically used by edgy teens with an oxford dictionary.

Emo 1: bro my mom found my piss drawer im gonna brain myself
Emo 2: yeah me too bro my mom threw away my pony statues, lets form a suicide pact.

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