Northern monkey

erm.. a Northener!?

Northen Monkeys hate Southerners!

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furry muff

First spoken by Andrew Goss of Surrey. When said very quickly it can easily be mistaken for "Fair enough". Used to mock people or just to confuse people.

Boy: "Furry muff"
Girl: "..waxed actually"

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billboard

Was first used wen Bill got nailed to a board, and people wrote little notes like "twat" and "stop hanging around" since then people have used this theory to place notes on a board.. Bill's tend to stay away from it.

Please feel free to advertise your product on a billboard.

ridger

First formed in Farnham College, for the name given to the disablity people at the college. Meant in a nasty/horrible way.

"You're kickin the ball like a **ckin ridger!!"

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Banana

Described by Will McDonald of Fester as feeling much like "an after anal cock"

"Suck that banana!"

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lock

Usually a mechanical (but can also be a computer or even mental device) to secure item(s). It can also be a place where ships are.. and shifty looking sailors...

Lock up your daughters!!

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make out

When two (or more) people of the same or opposite gender express their sexual feelings toward eachother - usually in the form of a kiss or intimate touching. See also foreplay

That field there is where EVERYONE makes out!

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