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1. When your are having problems accessing your scanner.
2. A common IT Support request type related to scanner issues.
Requester: Dear IT support, I can't scan documents, can you please help?
Support: Please open a ticket and select Issue Type: Scanncer.
Income from engagements that are gained from farming simps, usually via thirstposting with selfies, AI selfies, and salacious remarks.
Rhamdeep Puntaj: "Oh bb you bobs and vagene are so sex in ferarr!! How you afford big money car? ððð"
April: "From all the simpcome bb. Don't forget to like and subscribe! ð"
1. An IT support professional who responds to requests outside of normal business hours, especially for #scanncer.
3AM call: HALP!! I can't scan documents at 3AM in the morning?!?!
Help Desk: Thank you for contacting the Help Desk. We have dispatched your request and you should hear from the Oncallogist between 15 minutes and 2 business days.
Post-triggered stress disorder (P{T}SD) is a mental health condition that's triggered by a terrifying post -- either experiencing it or witnessing it. Symptoms may include flashbacks, nightmares and severe anxiety, as well as uncontrollable thoughts about the event.
Many people who go through triggered events have difficulty adjusting and coping for a while, but they don't have P{T}SD -- with time and good self-care, they usually get better. But if the symptoms get worse or last for months or even years and interfere with your functioning, you may have P{T}SD.
Getting effective treatment after P{T}SD symptoms develop can be critical to reduce symptoms and improve function.
Phil: "Yay, tonight I'm going out with a gorgeous girl I met at my high paying STEM job!"
Anita: TRIGGERED
Anita: "Check your privilege! I have to get Post-Triggered Stress Disorder therapy now :("
When you deserve something because you earned it.
Bob: why did you punch me?
Cindy: because you desearned it.
A human transwoman who demands to be called a ma'am.
Clerk: Sir, please...
Huma'am: I'm a ma'am!