When one cannot wait to have sex and just pulls aside the girls thong instead of taking it off, then fucks like rabid bunnies.
After kissing the beautiful blond I met on the beach, she was so hot she just pulled up her skirt and I gave her a thong job.
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the piss and feces that accidently leaks out of your girlfriends ass after you surprise her during anal sex by urinating in her rectum
damn, jenny, you got dia-peea all over my pillowcase
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What windows users spend their time bitching about instead of learning Linux.
If you want to get rid of/prevent spyware, and are too damn "busy" to learn some Linux, you probably should quit using default windows browsers (Internet Explorer) it is a piece of shit. Use Mozilla Firefox... Its a free web browser, that will save your life. Maybe you could even get a firewall, who knows, the possibilities are endless. Wipe your HDD if you have to, just don't spend time and money on spyware "removal" utilities
Windows user: I must be rally stupid.
Linux user: Yes you are.
For all windows users: www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/central.html
download and use that browser, its the best
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The ost smelliest horriblist thing ever in the world. it has the smell of 80,000 corpses and looks like a giant squid giving head.
" ohh my god ur granny fanny is tickly"
"eeuuuggghhh dude"
"does that thing have a moustache"
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As in the derogatory term for the female genitals. Used as an insult. The a can sometimes be lengthened in sound.
Fack off you caaaaaaaaaaant!
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A Hairy beast that prowls round in the crooked streets of ashmore park on a suspicious 2D bike.
" Griffos bike griffos bike "
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