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thong job

When one cannot wait to have sex and just pulls aside the girls thong instead of taking it off, then fucks like rabid bunnies.

After kissing the beautiful blond I met on the beach, she was so hot she just pulled up her skirt and I gave her a thong job.

by lee June 16, 2004

244πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


dia-peea

the piss and feces that accidently leaks out of your girlfriends ass after you surprise her during anal sex by urinating in her rectum

damn, jenny, you got dia-peea all over my pillowcase

by lee April 6, 2005

21πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


Spyware

What windows users spend their time bitching about instead of learning Linux.
If you want to get rid of/prevent spyware, and are too damn "busy" to learn some Linux, you probably should quit using default windows browsers (Internet Explorer) it is a piece of shit. Use Mozilla Firefox... Its a free web browser, that will save your life. Maybe you could even get a firewall, who knows, the possibilities are endless. Wipe your HDD if you have to, just don't spend time and money on spyware "removal" utilities

Windows user: I must be rally stupid.
Linux user: Yes you are.
For all windows users: www.mozilla.org/products/firefox/central.html
download and use that browser, its the best

by lee November 25, 2004

32πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


granny fanny

The ost smelliest horriblist thing ever in the world. it has the smell of 80,000 corpses and looks like a giant squid giving head.

" ohh my god ur granny fanny is tickly"
"eeuuuggghhh dude"
"does that thing have a moustache"

by lee April 6, 2005

58πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


cant

As in the derogatory term for the female genitals. Used as an insult. The a can sometimes be lengthened in sound.

Fack off you caaaaaaaaaaant!

by lee September 30, 2003

132πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Griffo

A Hairy beast that prowls round in the crooked streets of ashmore park on a suspicious 2D bike.

" Griffos bike griffos bike "

by lee April 6, 2005

25πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


god

one of great love

god loves you all

by lee August 3, 2003

172πŸ‘ 188πŸ‘Ž