999

1) 911 in England.
2) Crap TV show.

1) Quick, call 999!
2) Welcome to 999 Lifesavers with me, Michael Buerk.

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spirit

piece of crap car that has a major problem twice weekly circa 1990

Goddamn the spirit!

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tasteball

An imaginary sport, such that one is not prepared for.

"It's time for tasteball"
"Oh crap, tasteball already?"

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Bosted

Bosted is "black country" slang for broken.

This pen doesn't work, I think its bosted !

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born on a grill

black as all get out;can also mean 'messed up'.

"That Bonquifa is fo' SHO' BORN ON A GRILL!" or
"Ugh. This Math Homework is born on a grill"

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slurp

noise made whilst drinking from the furry cup

slurped for 20 minutes and the bitch still wouldnt cum

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Echylon

Kick-ass clothing line

"man, Echylon's t-shirts are the best!"