The nastiness you feel when you've been procrastinating too hard.
I have to do so much work today but I've been so procrastinasty
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The glazed, yet inspired, look that graces the faces of stoners worldwide. It's the look of a mind being blown in slow motion. (This term is inspired by Pot Star Lisa Dank!)
"I got tagged in a photo from Coachella but I removed the tag cause I have total Dankface in it and I don't want my mom to see it."
OR
"The grassy noel was littered with dankfaced hippies who were transfixed by Umunakku's mastery of the didgeridoo."
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When a fish disappears.
Dr. Jim is no longer in his tank! He totally fishappeared.
OR
The Little Mermaid wanted to be part of our world, so she fishappeared from the ocean for some sweet, prince-lovin'.
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A Freudian slip...but a typo. When you type something you did not mean to type...but your subconscious really wanted to say.
an example of a Freudian slypo would be "I look like a god" when you meant to say, humbly, "I look like a dog" but your subconscious is an EGO-MANIAC!!!!!
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like kissing, but more x-rated. Kixx (noun) can also be used
We started kissing, and then we starting kixxing.
When someone steps on a rake and the handle hits their face...rakeface.
You should expect a rakeface or two if you try to rob McCauley Culkin's house on Christmas.
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