Going Snowden

To escape an area, city, country etc. when you have done something immoral or illegal. Then go into hiding until things cool down and it's safe to return. Doing so may require staying at a random friend's place that no one knows about; and maybe obtaining a new car or identity.

Me: Hey do you mind if I crash at your place tonight?
Friend: Why? You know I'm all the way across town from you.
Me: Someone I know might've seen me with my side bit*h on the way to Red Lobster, I'm going Snowden incase my main bit*h knows too and is out lookin for me. She doesn't know where you live homie so its all good.
Friends: Damn yous a conniving nigg*, you could hide out here for a while fosho. My friend Dayshawn works at a car rental place if you need to switch rides for a min so it's harder for her to find you.

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feeling out the vibes

In dating, feeling out the vibes is a sort of ephumisium greedy people use for being a sugar baby when they’re to afraid to admit they are. To this end, they aren’t looking for anything romantic or physical, just someone to pay for their concert ticket or dinner under the guise of a real date. If there really was the possiblity of romance then they would just say they’re looking to date, they wouldn’t have supplanted it with an ostensibly ambiguous term.

Jenny: Hey Amber how did you get that guy to buy you a concert ticket without actually dating him whilst not looking like a sugababy or a greedy Ho.
Amber: it’s simple, I confused him by saying “I’m just trying to feel out the vibes”, it sounds like we’re dating but if he asked me why I didn’t see anything romantic I could easily tell him “I never said we were dating, just feeling out the vibes”...The Great thing is by the time he asks we’ll have already gone to the concert! hehe.

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👌🏻👈🏼

Where as 👉🏼👌🏻 Infers basic sex, 👌🏻👈🏼 refers In similar fashion, but for anal sex. This is due to the finger pointing behind the opening of the hand to the other no-no area.

BAE: let’s 👉🏼👌🏻 tonight.

Response: okay but no 👌🏻👈🏼 Tonight because I’m still hurting from last night

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