Oda

is the greatest lover you will ever have. She will ruine all other women for. Be careful, cause when you have Oda you will never go back. But this will only happen with norwegians Oda´s. So if you want to take a leap of faith, go to Norway, find a Oda (they are easy to spot, since they are the most beautiful women alive), and that will be the end of life as you know it.

Person 1: "Where were you last night?
Person 2: "With Oda..."
Person 1: "Didn´t she travel back to Norway this morning?"
Person 2: "....."
Person 1: "Want to drink some booze?"
Person 2: "Leave me here to die."

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