a spidgeon is a backwards middle finger aimed at yourself rather than others
honky did something stupid so he spidgeon himself out of sarcasm
weenie stable is when a women assigns many different men a task to please her but only has sex with the biggest douche friend zone
she runs a weenie stable five times a week
when a couple has sex they pass a lit joint to each-other last one burned wins the right to scream like a lion a dope lion