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if you vote for yes, then you are good. If you vote for no, then you are doomed
choice of your fate -life or death - is on you
20π 2π
blowjob emoticon a chick kneeling down (j) sucking on a dick poking out of a guy's pants (r)
a: rj?
b: lets do it
Quantity of a work is more important than the quality of a work.
Student: I wrote an essay 1 sentence long. It has really deep and abstract meaning, and only philosophers can grasp the true meaning.
Teacher: lmao it's quantity over quality. Who taught you to write like that? smh. Jason got 100% on this essay assignment because he wrote 10 page long essay. I didn't bother reading it because it completely meant he spent really much of time on it. You are getting 5% on it.
30π 1π
really 100% guaranteed fake
A: I bought this diamond ring from the store for $9999.99 only
B: sorry, but this is legit fake
8π 1π
an ugly girl who is among hot chicks.
A:Yo you see that mutant chick?
B:yeah that kind of chick should be thrown out.
getting something you want out of your mom by constantly poking or annoying her
kid 1: we must make her buy PS9
kid 2: let's play pokemom
mom: smh
3π 5π
Pranking/lying to someone through texting
A: "ur gf cheated on you with me"
B:"sht legit? If it's hoaxting imma r4pe u"
A:"yes"