Jonathan

a retard or a freakin' wise guy who thinks he is so hip by pretending to be a "nice guy" in the manner of a 2-year-old who stuck a thumb up his ass.

Gemma: Dude, some freakin' wise guy who thinks he's so rad named "jonathan" just sent me a text message out of the cold! 0_o

Gemma's bf: Babe, he's probably a retard with a mind of a 2-year-old that needs to stick a thumb up his ass.

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Rocket Power

a really stupid overrated Nickelodeon TV show about a bunch of retards that does nothing but talk about sports, sports, sports, and sports...They don't read. They don't draw. They don't go to school. They must've been on a disability or welfare check since the main character's father runs a crummy old fast-food shack!

Person #1: What's your favorite Nickelodeon show?

Person #2: As Told by Ginger. Too bad I have to wait till 6:00pm every single damn day to watch my favorite show and had to go thru being forced to watch the crappy overrated show Rocket Power!

*Rocket Power scene*

Squid: Hey guys, wanna do some reading?

Otto Rocket: Duh, I am too retarded to read 'cause I am gay. Let's go skateboardin' at my dad's crummy old shack and have a gay orgy with Twister and his older brother Lars.

Twister: I'm in!

Reggie: I need a sex change to participate ;)

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