Shits in my nutella jar

Another way of saying that something gets on your nerves

Stacy: Hey, have you seen Jeff?
Zach: Nah, I've been avoiding him, that guy really shits in my nutella jar.

pity pull

When someone gets with you because they feel sorry for you

"Yeah she kissed me at the party after I told her that my dog was ill, it was such a pity pull"