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When a man shoves 5 of his fingers onto a womans vagina, fingered x5
"Holy shit, i gave Samantha a 5 finger stinger last night !!'
"And ...."
"She jizzed all over my hand"
"Sweet !"
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When you roll on the floor laughing, in a helecopter.
"Have you ever rofl-coptered before? "
"Nah, to expensive, you? "
"Same, my cousins rofl-copter all the time, their pilot is a comedian"
"That mustnt be cheap..."
"Nope, they won the lottery and dont know what to do with all the money"
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