Blightport

A Pseudoname for the city of Bridgeport.

Coined by a Stamfordite by the name of Peter "Cellars" Davies to describe a Fairfield county city, that despite millions of dollars of state funding, can never elevate itself from a crime-ridden cesspool of humanity.

Currenty has the highest per capita number of crack addicts in the state, and a higher murder rate than that of Baghdad, Iraq.

I was looking to buy property in connecticut. I looked at blightport but a red flag immediately went up when I saw the listings for 2 br condos in crapport averaged $35,000.

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Deanish

A very recent foreign language created by Howard Dean. Although it has only been in existance for about two years, it has a fanatical following, mainly by communists, the far left wing of the Democratic party, and other assorted kooks.

It began as a form of the English language but recently morphed into it's own language. It is very unique among languages, in that it is only spoken when discussing politcs with a "right wing neoconrep."

It starts out in quiet conversational tone but rapidly progresses to animalike screeching and and yelling at the mere mention of triggerwords such as halliburton, Boy KING, Cheney, Oil, Global Warming, or 2000 Election.

You voted for Bush? Don't you know he is a neoconrep, BOY KING!!!! Rrrrrrrrrr!!!! I don't believe you!!!!! Grreaaaghghghg!!! Bush Bad!!!! Yeeaaaaagghgghghgh!!! Air america good!!!!....Rrrrrrrr!!!! Halliburton!!!! Grrrrr!!!This is the worse eoconomy since the great depression!!!!!! Yeaaagggghhhh!!!! Global Warming!!!!! Rrrrrr!!! Bush stole the election!!! Yeaaagghghghghghh!!! You racist! Deanish is my native language!!! Gggggrrrr!!!

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neoconrep

A definition of anybody who doesn't agree with the extreme left-wing agenda

Anybody who voted for Boy-KING last november is a neoconrep.

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shellacking

A severe beating. Oftentimes well deserve. In American politics it happens when the party in power ignores the will of the people or pretends to know how to spend your money better than you do.

My administration really took a shellacking yesterday. Maybe Nancy Pelosi and I didn't communicate our policies clearly enough, or maybe we didn't do enough

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