The Blindfold

while in the 69 position, the partner on top takes a shit on the other partners face so that it covers the eyes of the partner on the bottom. resembling a blindfold.

dude i was on top of your mom 69ing her and gave her the blindfold!

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the early morning enima

when you wake up with morning wood and have to take a really bad piss. roll over shove your dick in your partners ass and pee in it.

i was too lazy to get out of bed this morning to take a piss so i gave your fat ass wife the early morning enima.

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