moustache rodeo

1.The act of performing cunnilingus on a female, preferably under a deuce and a half (to avoid suffocation), as she sits on the males face and waves her right arm in a circle and screams "Whoooo, doggy!" like roping cattle in a rodeo.
2. The second album from the band Hoodwinked.

In preparation for the moustache rodeo she shaved her hairy snatch so I didn't have to pick pubes out of my teeth.

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courvoisier

The preferred beverage of The Ladies' Man.

I got my Courvoisier right here.

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rough rider

1:a condom covered with spikes enhancing sexual experience for the female, sometimes pain
2:Someone who prefers dry anal or vaginal sex, or is extra rough with intercourse

1:dude, bobby wore that rough rider, holy shit! i had multiple climaxes!
2:man! sarah's a rough rider!

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PMS

To take out the anger caused by mother nature on the ones who love you.

Laura Wong....if you're reading this I less than three you!

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Indabutt

Leon Phelps' favorite word; describing the most precious part of the body located in the rear end of your body. The tunnel is wide enough to fit a semi rigid large object in it to force someone to have pleasure while screaming your guts out, due to little or no lubrication.

- What are your hobbies?
- Drinking heavy liquor and giving it Indabutt

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West side of Chicago

No - man’s land. A dirty war - zone. Advised to stay away from this area at all costs.

Yo ass live on the West Side of Chicago? Ew.

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