Decorate the baby's room

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's belly.

My pregnant wife doesn't wanna fuck but sometimes she lets me decorate the baby's room.

wet susan

The act of putting a wet pussy on someone's ear.
Like a wet willy, this is usually performed with the goal of annoying/grossing out the recipient.

I rolled over and fell asleep too fast, so she gave me a wet susan.

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