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To steal (or borrow) a woman who is in a relationship with someone else, because she wants a larger penis, and/or superior sexual prowess.
No matter who you are, there's always someone out there who can cocktrump you, so remember that all women are whores before you go falling in love with one.
The condition of being addicted to marijuana; found only in unicorns, winged frogs, and other figments of an overactive imagination.
Tom: My buddy Apollo has such a raging marijuana addiction, he can barely keep his job.
Sarah: Oh? What does he do?
Tom: He drives the magical flaming chariot that carries the sun across the sky every day, duh.
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The desire to hook up sexually with someone you haven't seen or heard from in many years. Can also refer to the actual sex act with said person or persons from your past.
Comes from the name of a warm and fuzzy nostalgia series that used to air on VH-1; you don't actually need to have been alive in the 80's to drop this phrase.
Dean: Dude, you'll never guess who I got a random message from on Facebook last night! Sarah, from Mrs. Russell's Home Ec class, remember her? You should see her now, she's smoking hot!
Gene: No shit? What's up? She trying to remember the 80's, or what?
Dean: Oh yeah buddy, I'm totally meeting up with her tonight and I am gonna knock that shit OUT!
Gene: Word son! Get me some stealth pics!