Julie

An endearing soul. Julie’s horrendously loud cackle can be heard for miles, drawing in spectators and glares. Her tenacity to want and get things that would upset her very traditional Chinese parents is admirable (i.e. Rabbit tattoo on her ankle, Moose, a white boyfriend (Hi Connor!)). Even though Julie constantly needs validation for every little thing, hence why she tweets so fucking much, her company is unparalleled in unhingeness and fun. One would consider their fate as someone who associates with Julie as either a blessing or a curse. It is both. And that is what makes her so endearing–it’s hard to look away from such a cute trash fire with a degree in Neuroscience. At least for me.

Are you friends with Julie?

Yes! It's like having a rabbit as a friend.

Oh yeah? How?

She has so much anxious and horny energy condensed in a cute little baby form. You just have to take care of her and constantly check up on her or you might miss a breakdown!