emoattorney

emoattorney is the most annoying person on tiktok. they only care about attorneys and getting views. they are maya fey’s REAL girlfriend (real)

emoattorney collects too many pokémon cards

zhu zhu milk

ONLY for tabby. Only tabby can make and drink zhu zhu milk. if you aren’t tabby and you drink zhu zhu milk, FUCK YOU.

“i really want to make some zhu zhu milk !”
“sorry, you aren’t tabby. you have to walk the plank now”