shext

shit + sex + text = shext

shext example:

i will shit on you and let you lick my balls. better than wrinkly old tittays

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peenmaid

similar to a mermaid, but with the tail of a giant penis. also note that the tip shoots out seamen for defense.

"Yaarrrgggh Matey" The pirate screamed as the Peenmaid shot him in the eye with seamen.