adj. never acting like a douche
i am a non-douche because i am cool
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adj. having a high capacity of doucheness at all times
i am a fulldouche because i dont stop being a douche
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adj. capacity of being a douche
i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous
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n. showing high capacity of doucheness
i hate you because you're a megadouche
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adj. having the split personality of douche and non-douche
i am a halfdouche because i act normal sometimes
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