non-douche

adj. never acting like a douche

i am a non-douche because i am cool

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fulldouche

adj. having a high capacity of doucheness at all times

i am a fulldouche because i dont stop being a douche

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doucheness

adj. capacity of being a douche

i hate you because your doucheness is ginormous

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megadouche

n. showing high capacity of doucheness

i hate you because you're a megadouche

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halfdouche

adj. having the split personality of douche and non-douche

i am a halfdouche because i act normal sometimes

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