Borgus Water

Borgus water is pretty disgusting, it is in the borgus lake, only chads are physically able to withstand borgus water. Borgus water is in the swamp, where shrek lives, it's also the green water in your sink

"Did you see how gross that water was?"
"Yep, looks like borgus water to me."

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rons beanie

A beanie that mysteriously changes colour every few days that ron wears.

rons beanie
P1: Look, Ron's wearing his beanie!
P2: Oh really? What colour is it today

Kenny G

A fake person that James made up to make dumb jokes. People with names starting with J often use kenny g in sentences.

James: "Someone is going to give you 80 million dollars"
Levi: "Who is?"
James: "Kenny G."

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