on god

something used instead of the words "I swear to god"

kid 1: bro I did your mom last night
kid:2 no you didn't

kid:1 on god i did

Martin Luther King Jr textbook

something that Dakota likes to kiss is a very funny way. one time he went ultra speed on MLK's face it was scary.

Dakota stop kissing your Martin Luther King Jr textbook you vuster.

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na na na na na na na

words used to be said before the word BATMAN

na na na na na na na na BATMAN

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Classic Dakota

when Dakota does something classic. when he does something that only Dakota does.

"Dakota why are you kissing your book" "classic Dakota"

Flint Indiana

a town that is very real, because it has houses and a guy, has a pool. and it also has a church.

"flint indiana is not real" "yes it is you vuster"