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baseball

Bat-and-ball game originating in Britain, where it is called “Rounders” and is principally played by schoolgirls.
At any given time it involves one pitching-&-fielding team, who must dismiss the batsmen by throwing the ball past them to a catcher, and one batting team who must strike the ball in such away as to enable them to run between the “plates” or “bases” and so amass points.

Apparently also played by grown men, in the Colonies.

Q : Will you be watching the baseball?
A : What, rounders? My good man, watching schoolgirls is *illegal* in my country.

by lex November 25, 2004

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12 monkeys

Slang (offensive) : a dozen americans.

Q : Hey, do you think there were even 12 monkeys who understood the film "12 monkeys"
A : No.

by lex November 25, 2004

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widener university

Located in the heart of Chester!

It is a place where you dont want to cross the bridge or else you might get shot. It has about 5,000 students yet the parties are always at the same few houses or andorn. You always know someone at a party; almost everyone. The drunk bus is very convenient. It is the only school that can order pizza at 3am in the morning from ACAPULCO! While walking on campus late at night, a car drives by, and the thought of "a drive by" or getting raped by a CHESTERITE runs through your head at least once. Gotta love Chester!!!

by lex February 17, 2005

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batfuck crazy

Sufficiently mentally unstable to attempt intercourse with a bat.

Dan Quayle is an ass clown, but his wife is batfuck crazy.

by lex November 25, 2004

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rumpscuttle

A boisterous or adventurous girl, having scant regard for the traditional "feminine" stereotype: a tomboy.

That young rumpscuttle plays rugby for Runcorn.

by lex June 29, 2005

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rocks

Verb: To rock, (not cook crack cocaine, or any other meltable drug powder into solid-rock-like-balls-of-chemicals, but to play rock music, head bang, drink a lot of Jack Daniels and sleep with at least three groupies at once, scream really loud at the top of one's voice while other people slam their instruments in a rhythmic fashion and call it 'rock music', basically be really cool.). Present tense.

He/She/That Dude/That Chick rocks! *head bangs*

by lex May 20, 2004

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Wolf

hot guy at st.albans who is a master pimp. Is blonde but doesnt(usually)act like one. knows all drugs but doesnt take them...known to wear polos especially pink ones that are hott..has friend mike who doesnt think he can live up to his full pimping potential.

boy1:dude lets go pick up some girls
boy2:we need wolf to coach us he is a master pimp
boy1:sweeeeeet

by lex December 17, 2004

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