BeYoNcE

best singa out der!!!
fer reel pretty
gets hated on frum otha girls cause deys jealous dey aint got her curves, her looks, her voice, in all dat stuff
go role model

Beyonce is soooo pretty
all ya hata's need ta bounce cause u can hate all yo want bt she still gonna be roun an havin da shit yo dnt

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hotbox

smoking marijuana in a vehicle or room until it is filled with smoke.

we smoked a blunt in the S500, it was hotboxed in 5 minutes.

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Fuck for glory

A method used to allow for conjugal relations with a butter face by first covering her/his face with an American flag (AKA Old Glory)

Dude 1: Did you see the trim?
Dude 2: Sure enough bro, but‘er face…brown bag?
Dude 1: Naw bro! Just cover it with a flag and fuck for glory!
Dude 2: Bro, you are such a patriot!
Dude 1: I always vote bush!
Dude 2: You know bush is the new shaved?
Dude 1: Whoah! Did you see the trim duder?

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Crumpaffle

A real hotrood popferooly that totally trunds yr crumble.

Christianity is OK, but the Church of Zoob is the reall Crumpaffle, my man.

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wallace

Wallace and Grommit. Long for 'wally'. Another term for 'muppet' or 'dufus'.

Stop pinching my bum you wallace

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belberanzo

A well-feathered little cornpopper of a zinger of the opposite sax.

Zounds! Zowee! Xaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Dur Minor

1. a musical key in which many syllables in a song are replaced by dur or ur

...Hey Durd, Durn't make it burd. Turk a Sad surng and make it burrter

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