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garfer

Garfer is a sometimes fatal sexually transmitted disease that attacks the digestive system. It is most easily contracted during anal sex. Symptoms include (but are not limited to): mild bleeding following anal sex or bowel movements, stomach cramps or discomfort, diarrhea, fatigue, and muscle aches. Usually this disease in contracted through anal sex, but it is also possible to get it from vaginal and/or oral sex. There is no known way to prevent this disorder except for abstinence. If you have any of these symptoms, you should contact a doctor immediately.

I don't want to catch the garfer, so I abstain from all forms of sexual intercourse.

by lexi November 22, 2004

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


shit smear

derogatory term for an aloof person

Turn around before you run into the pole you shit smear

by lexi July 1, 2004

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Johnny Depp

I don't mean to ramble but...Johnny Depp is the sexiest, cutest, most talented, suavest, savviest, most huggable, sweetest, hottest, most lovable, nummiest (and every other word such as those) actor/pirate/scissor handed guy/whatever roles he has or will play. I adore him totally and is basically the only guy worth drooling over.

Johnny Depp totally stole the show in PotC, with his half gayness, swagger, sexy voice, worn clothes, gold teeth, and all the other elements of his character.

by lexi December 27, 2003

30πŸ‘ 43πŸ‘Ž


Metroburb

1. An urban area that has the settings and the population characteristic of a suburb.
or
2. A suburb, densely populated those reminiscent of urban areas. Also, has a very diverse population.

Northern New Jersey.

by lexi November 26, 2003


Salty

A term used by Montville Freshmans!!
Noun: Mouthy
Verb: Mouthing Off
Adjective: Your being Mouthy

Uhh

Stop getting salty with me

by lexi February 28, 2005

1πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


madman barats

also known as 'madame barats', which isn't her name 'cause she got married and had a boss eyed cherub called sam. she makes at least one person a day cry (i feel sorry for her husband and son. weekends and school holidays must be a total nightmare)

madman barats is someone who is a total heinous cow.

'you are as bad as madman barats'
'oh no we've got madman barats for french next'

by lexi May 8, 2004

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


shank

seduce someone

imma shank you in bed tonight

by lexi April 19, 2003

13πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž