non-grammarfluid

Non-grammarfluid refers to usage according to long-established grammatical norms with the simple aim of intelligible discourse. It is not a political statement. It does not deny the special personhood of special persons but does distinguish 'them' from 'they.'

A: My partner says we employ too many staff.

B: How many are they?
A: They are one. They are my partner.
B: I meant the staff. I'm sorry, I'm non-grammarfluid. My special personhood requires numerical specificity.

vulgayno

eruption of gayness

gay pride month brings on the vulgayno

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never bet the devil your head

1)poe story of uncommon wit
2)common sensical, seemingly unnecessary advice that george bush (and by extension his many victims) might have benefited from had it ever been recommended to him.

george bush; he tried to kill my daddy, let's git us some evil doers dead or alive!
any one with a brain; never bet the devil your head, george.

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intexicated

texting drunk

look at the message biff sent me, he must be intexicated:
meeet us at tttthe cl ub, we beee draN kin en stuuf

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baggeating

baggeating

1)an anagram of "teabagging", appropriately enough, as only the profoundly confused could hope to effect political change by the wholesale waste of an otherwise perfectly sociable drink. the orange pekoe variety sold by the name "constant comment" might have emboldened those who have more to say than is worth hearing.

2)the necessary and intended consequence of "teabagging" in the more entertaining sense of playing paul revere's midnight ride on a loved one's face

leroy: hey, dwayne, i want my country back! let us mail our democrat congressman a bunch of teabags to convey the powerful message of our discontent! don't tread on me!

dwayne: the only message that would convey is that you are a baggeating coffee-drinker, you yutz.

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evil doers

grammatically awkward reference to a gang of putative bad actors

"we will rid the world of the evil doers"

rush limbaugh's maid is an evil doer to cause him to become addicted to prescription pain killers

anyone who disagrees with glenn beck is an evil doer

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kroc blocking

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare

i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.

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