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emoticonundrum

difficult, confused or indecipherable communication by use of emoticon or worse, emoticons

all i asked was "how are you" and i got this sort of sideways chinese-guy-with-a-mustache-looking emoticonundrum in response

by lexicali slim September 23, 2009


manidest festiny

social theory of dyslexic spoonerism which holds that anything in my line of sight to the point that it falls off the flat earth is tine for the making; that any indigenous peoples, tall grass prairies, pristine aquifers or ancient wind and water wrought rock formations can be converted to big box retail or hydro-electric power plants.

a core principle of manidest festiny is the company store.

oh, the noise and multitudes of men. would that i had gone to the great spirit before manidest festiny made wamlart and doulder bam of my sacred ground.

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

22πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


amazon funky

beautiful, alluring, large lady with a twist

i'm feeling mixalot spunky for some amazon funky

by lexicali slim September 17, 2009

20πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


double tubbing

the act of middle aged couples bathing al fresco in side by side tubs. a stunt intended to be erotic posed by people least likely to pull it off, never mind tear it off. an unlikely scenario proffered for your consideration by the manufacturer of an erectile dysfunction palliative.

hey, babe, i think i'm feeling froggy. lets throw all restraint to the winds and give ourselves completely to this moment of passion if we can find two tubs side by side somewhere in the open air. i'll give you a drubbing in some double tubbing.

by lexicali slim September 16, 2009

34πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


bwont

acronym for "box with out new thing". a logical alternative to by "nib" or, "new in box"

i made wamlart refund my purchase even though i'd returned a bwont

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009


don't tread on me

famously defiant motto of colonel christopher gadsden, self-described illustrious soldier, statesman and slave owner of 18th century lore. in reference to the anyone whose identical motives conflicted with gadsden achieving his ends, specifically the british in the person of king george III, this bloated fraud invoked the venomous viper as a depiction of same. lately reprised by the great gullible mass of what's left of the working classes in impotent complaint of their own tragic, irredeemable peonage. in current terms "don't tread on me" translates to "retread" and might as well show the imprint of bandag.

leroy:dwayne, them insurgents hate us for our freedoms! this country was founded on judeo-christian values! i want my country back! sarah palin is a great american! dan brown is the antichrist! i've got so many magnetic ribbons on my car, i've destroyed my alternator! don't tread on me!

dwayne:rush limbaugh had a back problem which led his maid to falsify prescriptions which is why illegal immigrants should not have health insurance. leroy, you've got tire tread marks on your head!

by lexicali slim September 20, 2009

541πŸ‘ 1733πŸ‘Ž


price point

n., bullshit speak for "price", in common use by real estate industry "professionals" to emphasize a limited vocablary

your looking in the wrong neighborhood at this price point

by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

14295πŸ‘ 5932πŸ‘Ž