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a form of dementia affecting the marketing departments of automobile manufacturers which impels them to outsource the naming of their cars to word laboratories. this condition might manifest itself in the form of gremlin x, probe, yaris, altima or routan. unchecked, this condition progresses to terminal vapidity.
valet, i'm in the last stages of preo gizm. could you fetch my car, it's the the gremlin x (probe, yaris, altima or routan)
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a word smart people use to sound dumb, "proactive" supposes a superior degree of action and, perforce, an inferior inaction and can be likened to the attempt to qualify an absolute. a patent nonsense and specious construct deriving from the same font of blather from which insurance and real estate industry "professionals" drink freely, whence also comes;
"pricepoint", "impactful", "empowered" and "that said". an example of the fundamental paradox of the school of polysyllabic palaver which proves more is actually less.
i empowered my client when the pricepoint i suggested proved impactful to the sale of their home. that said, i was proactive.
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That which passes for Human Resources, the corporate repository for people too feckless, indolent and dull-witted to survive by eating out of dumpsters. Circumventing the certain risk to production, process or profit these fools represent, Subhuman Resources serves the double purpose of barring such incompetents from mucking up the works by turning them loose to harry the employees who actually do contribute to company success.
Famously sexless, humorless and brainless, this office also serves to repel rodents if, ironically, by employing them.
When April was caught stealing employee lunch boxes they promoted her to Subhuman Resources
practiced by overwrought, underinformed, self-described "patriots", vexilloillogical behavior is the sporting of flag motifs anywhere other than a flag. seemingly unaware of the vexillological proscription of this practice, an oppressively coarse and dull-witted group known as "most people" seem to revel in it. to celebrate what they mistake for their political, moral and economic superiority, the citizens of a country will debase their flag by applying its motif to shirts, ties, hats, beer cozies, underwear and sweatsuits.
honey, do these vexilloillogical stars and stripes spandex shorts make my but look fat?
damn right-don't bend over, you might manifest destiny right out of them. don't tread on me!
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1) idiomatic redundancy intended to emphasize what the speaker has just spoken while having the opposite effect by diminishing the relevance of their discourse by multiples of the numbler of times it is invoked.
2) verbal tic which indicates the speaker isn't listening to their own blather
3) nonsensical space filler; lesser variant of "uh" or "um"
4) verbal equivalent of checking one's nails
i empowered my client by suggesting the pricepoint they argued would be impactful to the sale of their home. that said, oh- look, a garbage truck.
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