Stubby Cooler

1. Foam sleeve designed - sometimes with personalised messages or advertisements - to keep beverages in glass bottles chilled.
2. An event or incident which leads to the loss of an erection.

1. He was such a fan of the beer he had a stubby cooler with their logo that he took to every party.
2. Her suggestion that they watch Grey's Anatomy was the ultimate stubby cooler.

thunk

bastardization of thought.
Used only by idiots with poor grammar.

Who would have thunk that...

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wait for it

What idiots insert in the middle of a sentence to create a state of suspense, usually with a sarcastic overtone.

I won't use "wait for it" in a sentence, because that would qualify me as an idiot, per above definition.

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mooley

Italian for a black person. Short for mulignan.

Vinny: Hey paisan, you see that big fucking mooley standing over there?
Joey: Yeah.
Vinny: Check it out. He's about 6'5", I'm 5'2". I ain't no big guy, aight. But I'm Italian, so watch dis.
Walks over
"Yeah so I'll take a box of juji-fruits, a box of bon bons...eaah trow in anudda box of juji fruits ....and the nigga over hea's gonna pay for it "

Mooley: "excuse me little man?"

Vinny: "You heard what I said mooley, PAY FOR MY FUCKEN CANDY!"

Mooley: "Oh i see, you must've just seen ROCKY"

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garjit

the act of vomiting, throwing up, puking, or just being cool.

Stop garjiting on me garjit.
Man that rollercoaster was so garjit!
Dude, that bird just ate my sandwhich, GARJIT!!

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Bacon

a derogatory term for police officers;
cop, pig

Undercover Officer: You got crack?
Street Hustler: Crack?! Smells like bacon up in here.

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muzkok

-Rabid anti-Semite.
-Someone who is jealous of Jews and their accomplishments.

-"Jews control the media."
-"Stop drooling with jealousy, fuckin' muzkok and stfu!"

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