thunk

bastardization of thought.
Used only by idiots with poor grammar.

Who would have thunk that...

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wait for it

What idiots insert in the middle of a sentence to create a state of suspense, usually with a sarcastic overtone.

I won't use "wait for it" in a sentence, because that would qualify me as an idiot, per above definition.

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rat's ass

Rat's ass is a Chinese delicacy.

Zao: Can I have some gravy?
Peng: Certainly.
Peng: Could you pass the rat's ass please...
Chung: There you go.

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Bacon

a derogatory term for police officers;
cop, pig

Undercover Officer: You got crack?
Street Hustler: Crack?! Smells like bacon up in here.

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Stubby Cooler

1. Foam sleeve designed - sometimes with personalised messages or advertisements - to keep beverages in glass bottles chilled.
2. An event or incident which leads to the loss of an erection.

1. He was such a fan of the beer he had a stubby cooler with their logo that he took to every party.
2. Her suggestion that they watch Grey's Anatomy was the ultimate stubby cooler.

tacky

gaudy, flamboyant, and flashy in apparel;
wearing lots of gold jewelry;
pimp-like appearance;

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the rock

a popular professional (fake) wrestler, who also dabbled in some acting.

Do you SMMMMMELLLL what the Rock is cooking!!!

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