Megadeth

Angry Alcoholic Political Thrash Metal Band where the front man can summon the devil and that can not let go of the past, the guitarists loves anime titties, the drummer is Jesus, the bassist also helped summon the devil, done more coke and drugs than Wiz Khalifa but is also a pastor who loves Starbucks. And the band has had more than 50 members yet only two are the original members.

*Two drunk metal elitist arguing over politics*
Random dude: Yo they should make a band with a misspelled name and spend half their earning on drugs.
*And that's how Megadeth was formed*

orestis

orestis has a HUGE penis and is loyal. he/she will never cheat on his/her bf/gf. he is very kind and he/she likes car, he/her also plays soccer.

orestis sounds like an awesome guy, and the huge dick put me on r/suddenlygay.

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