ripped

a coment that somebody has said to someone that has insulted them or embarrased them. A group of people around them will shout 'you got ripped'

someone: ur crap at football
other person: not as bad as you!
everyone: haha you just got ripped by him lol

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Zombie Wank

The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be

Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*

Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*