Keune

Small, disgruntled man who lives under a bridge in Marion

Oh fuck, its Keune. Fuckity fuck fuck

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racoon eyes

1.)an ugly chick who makes hereself feel better by wearing excessive amounts of eyeliner thus looking like the markings of a racoon

2.)what Johny Depp or Brittney Spear's eyes look like.

Did you see that skank with the racoon eyes?

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schnoogle

1. A portmanteau word, comprised approximately of giggle and snuggle, used to describe the act of giving love (us. platonic)when entering a chat room. Similar action to glomp.

2. A website devoted to novel-length Harry Potter fanfiction. (www.schnoogle.com)

SEVLUVR schnoogled me when I told her how much I liked her latest chapter on Schnoogle.

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porpoise

Ultimate Frisbee term used to describe a woman on the team stripping down to nothing, putting a frisbee between her breasts, and being carried about by four other players who are themselves sometimes topless. Usually done at social gatherings or during tournaments. The female version of the landshark.

He had no qualms about letting her use his brand new disc for the porpoise.

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shat

short and fat aka Libby

Whos gives a shat? Libbys mum did!

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sheep

a wooly thing

dam all that wool

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blow

slang for cocaine, an awesome movie about dealing cocaine

George: So, what'd I tell ya, Derek?
Derek: It's great, but what am I supposed to do with it?
George: Sell it.
Derek: Jesus Christ, George, I don't see you for two years and you show up on my doorstep with 110 pounds of blow.
George: Just fucking sell it, Derek.
Derek: Okay, but it's going to take me a year.
(scene shift to interior Derek's bar surrounded by stacks of cash)
Derek: 36 hours, 36 hours, I can't believe we got rid of it in 36 hours.

-Blow

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