luca

a fat and pasty relative of Emma Harris, know predominantly for his balding head (although the hair he does have is infested severely with lice), lack of back definition (he is covered in fat rolls), poor chest genetics, half rep bicep curls and lack of a jawline.

Luca is often mistaken with any of the following: an a4 piece of paper, a hippo, akebono taro, anyone with liver failure, nikocado avocado, albinos and of course the common hedgehog.

common abuser of steroids and children.

wow that is one fat man his name must either be luca or I must be staring at tammy for tlc.