Lowell Indiana

Lowell Indiana is a great town for your typical old fat scum republican farmer. Everyone in the town that is not white or straight gets pissed on and called a stupid liberal. There are corn fields for miles and lots of Diesel trucks that cause global warming. All the kids who go to the school are lowlife druggies who think juuling is a great alternative for cigarettes. All of them will be working at Walmart and they will say they’re assistant manager and think they’re cool. In conclusion, do not come to Lowell Indiana unless you’re conservatives and don’t care about anyone else.

Dave: Wow Sandy! I haven’t seen one yard without a Trump sign!
Sandy: Dave, pay attention to the road, we have an NRA party in Lowell Indiana we need to get to.

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