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Muck Spreading

When a Hippopotamus takes a dump and waves its tail rapidly to shred the fecal matter as it exits the anus, leading the fecal matter to spread all over the place.

Steve was filthy because a Hippo had just finished muck spreading on him.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 11, 2014

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Minneapolis Marathon

When you take an entire bottle of Viagra and bang 26 1/2 people in a row. (The 1/2 is a homo, as they're only half a person.)

My dick is so sore from that Minneapolis Marathon.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 11, 2014

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Golden Flash

When you urinate in someone's anus and they fart

The homos liked giving each other the Golden Flash.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 11, 2014

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